$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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