shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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