gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
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I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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