found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
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You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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