wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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