I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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