this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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