I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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