Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
My vagina is very pro this idea
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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