Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
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And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
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Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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