I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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