i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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