google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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