Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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