So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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