Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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