Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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