I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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