I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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