I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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