There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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