"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I enjoy the company of your penis
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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