Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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