You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
How's work?
Spinning.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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