She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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