erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
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I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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