Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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