Betty ford says i'm here all night
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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