Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
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We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
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It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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