Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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