Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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