your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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