no, he came in my armpit
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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