Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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