I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We are all done wearing pants today
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
