Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
