Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
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Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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