My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
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I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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