Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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