they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Randomize