I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
He felt like a one man threesome
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I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
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If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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