physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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