im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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