I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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