3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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