This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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