I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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