My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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