She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
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woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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