I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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