Where did you get a picture of my penis
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
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the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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