Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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