I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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