I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
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