I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
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I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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