i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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