I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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