Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
please don't ironically join a cult
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