Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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