If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
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His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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